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中午吃的饱,晚上睡的着,这样的人生就是真幸福……

 
 
 

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   你们两个要去哪里?          

 

 

2、一人从车祸的现场走开,迎面有人拦住他:          

   hei !你的一只手还在车上呢!          

 

 

3、车开得飞快,一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我。          

 

 

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